That time when I was on every podcast ever

Sadly, that’s not literal: I am not on every podcast ever. But I am, by sheer coincidence, on episodes of several of my favourites last week and this week! It’s weird that it worked out that way – I have recorded 4 out of 5 guest appearances since last Saturday.  It’s pretty boss. 🙂

Well, since this post is about me, I'll just go ahead and play to that fact. My excuse is that this was Halloween.

Well, since this post is about me, I’ll just go ahead and play to that fact. My excuse is that this was Halloween.

I’ve recorded an episode of At Disney With Emily (which is the name of Emily’s blog and podcast), which is being edited and has not been released yet. I’ll link to it when it’s ready! Our discussion was mainly about FastPass+, with several diversions because I cannot stay on one topic to save my life. XD

Then I was on episode 18 of Enchanted Tiki Talk with Sean, Alan and Keith, and co-guest Matt Holley!  We played $40 a Day at Downtown Disney – lots of fun, harder than it seems, and great to listen to! (You will leave hungry though.)

Next to be recorded, but not yet released, is Episode 27 of Annie and Danny’s FastPass Podcast where we talked travel planning, I buzzed Dan multiple times at Annie’s urging over news releases (then felt guilty for it), and I completely failed to introduce myself well as a travel agent. I don’t perform well under pressure! XD  However, I had a great time and I hope I can come back! Monthly would be fine. ;D  Here is the direct link to the episode!

Following that recording, I joined Emily (from At Disney With Emily) and Dave Tupper from Kids’ Aventures in Hawaii as guests on David Hodges’ The Dis Life podcast. We recorded episode 22, Muppet Mayhem (obviously, March’s theme) and then I pushed David into releasing it a day early, because I think it’s so good. It was fun to record and when I listened to it I really felt it was just as fun to hear. I hope you agree! I’m a know-it-all about the Muppets, obviously. 😀

And I have not yet recorded, but will be tomorrow, the next episode of Mickey Mutineers. Yep, that’s right – dream accomplished. LOL! I have a feeling I’m going to come off poorly but… it’ll be fun. XD Edit: The recording went INCREDIBLY well. 😀 Link coming once it’s posted tomorrow!

Since I’m clearly some kind of internet celebrity now, I’ll just mention, I love podcasts and would always be happy to be a guest on ANY of them. Just ask. 🙂 I doubt my transparent begging effort will bring much results, but hey! It’s worth a shot, right? 😀

Mutineers part Two of Two

Just to mess with your day, here’s some more Mickey Mutineers! 😀

Episode 55:
Matt, that was really disappointing.  And Josh doesn’t care at all!  His descent into alcoholism continues.

Devil’s Punch Bowl? That sounds delicious.

Heeeeeeyyy! Tim!  He made it back from the Door to Hell!  I keep wanting to call that the Gates of Hell which I think may possibly be completely different.

Oh yeah, OK, I heard that Pixar Star Wars thing! I instantly called “No Way”, but several people say it’s a real thing… so… I’m confused. 😛

Tim and I share an opinion about the Cruise guy! Yay! Though I go one further, I won’t watch a movie with him in it. I refuse to punish myself. 😀

Tim: “Awesome so they just took parts from the He-Man movie, and… you guys remember He-Man? It has nothing to do with Star Wars, but…” LOL!  There is no inner monologue with Tim.

Ahaha, Tim just become self-aware!

And that seems to have stopped because now he’s telling us about the awesomest Nutella sandwich. “You guys are gonna think this is gross, but…”

Jake’s assessment of Tim’s Amazon.com ad is exactly accurate, he starts out awful and ends pretty strong. XD

Tim’s response to the BS game at one point sounded like he was speaking in whale.

I feel like all my comments this time around are about Tim but seriously… Tim and the billiard balls are the high point of this ep’s running gags.

Guys, Fact vs BS is a great game. Definitely do that one again. 😀

YEAH! Fort Wilderness!  I don’t know if I would stay there a year though. I just like shout-outs to Ft. Wilderness!  Josh can just go full hermit there.

Satan doesn’t get a role call!

Episode 56:
Tonight Annie is playing the role of Tim.  This is actually somehow massively awesome from the beginning.  As is the beginning of 15 seconds of mindless chitchat before “I’m recording right now…” “Oh.”

“There’s something on the wing! Some….”  *long long long pause* *Matt starts to talk* “THING!”  Yep.

They can’t have all the fairies at once? To bring Rosetta back in they have to get rid of Periwinkle? Just get rid of Tink.  Done and done.

Oooh, oh, the breakfast time difference! I can explain! It has something to do with Spring Forward which is coming up.  So 8:55am will be 9:55am when you get there.  I am pretty sure, at least, because others have mentioned this, and it happens on the app but not in the emails. It’s got something to do with how it will show up when the time change happens.

Matt’s description of how things start to come together for him, like a painting with the middle being filled in… “and tomorrow I’ll wake up like a chicken and it’ll be a whole new world!”

It’s true, I have never heard that Motel 6 joke before! LOL!!

Josh: Shades of Green’s got their own special bus.
Annie/Tim: *mimics in nasal mumbling*
Jake: Tim’s sassy!
Annie/Tim: I’m Tim.
Jake: You’re like Larry on that Pinky and the Brain episode!

Aaaaand I’m dead. XD

That Guy who parks wherever he wants in the parking lots, and ignores the attendants… LOL when my daughter and I were there, we were parking in the afternoon and an older couple of AP holders were parked in like a random section – and they were in a HUGE argument with the parking attendant about it. “Well we thought we could park here!” and he was saying “No, you’re AP holders, you know where you can park!  I can SEE that you’re AP holders!” Soooo awkwaaaard.

OMG that story of the woman on Toy Story Mania!  I’m on Team Jake over this one.

A group circle for the Trip Adviser Hall of Shame?  Darn you, Mickey Mutineers, that sounds SO DIRTY now.

“We went on Christmas Day and did not enjoy it at all!” OMG XD  How DARE other people come to the park on Christmas Day just like her!!   And she was ASKING for trouble, eating in the bathroom… honestly!

YOU DO NOT QUESTION MATT!!

Annie, you were 14 when Monsters Inc came out? Is EVERYBODY on the internet younger than me?!  I’m going away to cry in a corner. In a rocking chair.

High price of admassion?

Annie: “Why can’t I still be Tim!?” Wait, this episode has a tear-jerker ending! 😦

Episode 57:
Is this a new open segment? I’ve never heard this before.

Josh already said something inappropriate… over and over. But it doesn’t count b/c Ann- uh Tim said it last time so I’m jaded now.

Keeping with the theme of being somewhere close to Hell…

Oh listen! Tim is singing! That took no effort at all! 😀

TROGDOOOOOR!

This does make me want to go to LegoLand! And I have kids so I won’t look weird! 🙂

Hey Super Bowl talk! Apparently two teams played football against one another! Does this happen often? 😛

Here’s something that may or may not be depressing! Well good. Decisive. 🙂  I am kinda sad about Push the trash can though.  I only saw him once, in passing. He was chasing this lady around.  This left an indelible mark on my daughter, she was talking about it for months afterwards.

WORST Kermit the Frog impression ever. And I even include my husband’s Owen Wilson impression among the worst Kermit impressions, and this topped THAT. I love ya Tim. 😀

Tim took down That Guy in the Haunted Mansion and became That Guy. Bahahaha.

I don’t know any other podcast where it is SO easy to get the hosts to sing. I mean sure, Annie will sing over nothing, but she’s just one person. This one, all four will just GO.

Tim: “I’ve gotta say though, Disneyland was fun but I honestly had more fun at LegoLand.”
Jake: “No you didn’t. Moving on.”

Wha? I didn’t know that Jake and PETA hate each other! Wow! Stick it to ’em. I have to go looking for this. 🙂

And now we’re onto the uselessness of marriage? I wonder if Seneca knew what she was getting into when she asked this XD  Bahaha…

Toky-doky-o XD

Episode 58:
Well… those are several decently good inappropriate things to say!

GASP! The Flux Capacitor! This episode is MY episode.  Not literally.

“Has anyone podcasted THIS far back in time?!” I like the way that this implies that others have gone back in time to podcast before. Now all the podcasts that do that are going to comment here like “Oh you didn’t know?”

This show just devolved into Caveman noises. Which I sort of feel is like it reaching an inevitability.

…I think that was perhaps the best shoutout I’ve received. Ah geez. XD  “Lllllady.”  And they did forget Annie!

Wow! They time-paradoxed Jake out of existence! It makes sense because he’s the youngest. The rest of them will follow. I’ve seen this movie like 30 times so I realize that’s in reverse from how it works, but… this is a different kind of time travel. Yeah.

“We’re breaking new ground here…”
“That’s way better than breaking new wind.”
“I dunno, I can argue with that one.”

Ladies and gentlemen. Your friendly 7-year-old hosts. 🙂

OOOH! Yay! A Top 12! Ways to save money at the Disney Parks!  I’m sure this will be useful and relatable for everyone. 😀

Tim’s eager to go first! Hmm.  This is a… kind of complicated one. (I don’t want to give out spoilers, you know.)

Sometimes I’m amazed that no one has ever asked me what the heck I’m listening to on the days when I sit at my desk snickering.

Wait a minute. How does Josh’s plan save you money? By pouring out iced tea from bottles and pouring whiskey into them? You’re still paying for all the iced tea that you’re not drinking, even if you ARE keeping from paying park prices! This cost-to-benefit ratio is questionable to me!

So what I’m getting out of the first few selections: Sneak in booze, sneak in booze, hide snacks next to your feet, and sneak in toilet paper. And then Josh points out the gaping flaw in Jake’s brilliant plan. Bahahaha!

What are the odds?/Never tell me the odds! Well-played. 😀

And the next theme here is ways to steal food. Sounds good so far!

Matt’s #2 is excellent!  We’re behind schedule for another Random Matt, I think.

I’m distracted by the music in this commercial break. I can’t concentrate on Amazon, I’m just hearing Tim singing. XD

Cup full of pizza with free refills. Wow.

Dumpster diving in Disney?  Well, it IS cheap… but drunk girls aren’t the only girls who throw up into the trash cans. I’m just saying. As a parent. Just saying.

Points to Tim for deciphering Johnny Bravo’s question. I didn’t get that either.

Jake: “Well this is a sports question, so I’m just gonna… back out…”
Tim: “Whoa! He faded to black!”

American Pavilion: Wal-Mart and a McDonald’s Play Land. Or a lot of bacon.

If this made sense to you, then you are either a Mickey Mutineers fan, or else you need to seek professional help. 🙂  Or both! Cheers, everyone! 😀

Flerp der hey, it’s der Meekii Muutinyeers

I don’t know. That’s supposed to be a Swedish Chef voice, because nothing is funnier than the Swedish Chef voice, but y’know. I suck at impressions. 🙂

I haven’t actually STOPPED writing out my reactions to the Mutineers when I listen to each episode, you know. I just stopped posting them.  I thought I’d move on to other shows and well, the Mutineers episode slowly piled up and up and the next thing you know… You’ve got 8 episodes piled up and it’s time to dump them before things get messy. 😛

Episode 51:
This episode is introduced by Stitch. Swearing. Which I think makes perfect sense, you know!

Josh sounds really subdued in this episode so far.

Bacon soda! Oh GOD 😦  “This smells like smoke!”  Apparently it killed Jake.

I really heard the largest Apple store in the world as a fruit store too. I’m really disappointed now.

Today’s episode has the Top 9 or 12 (but really 9) Disney Predictions for 2014. Going to the moon!

Tim’s main musical selection to sing today is The Unbirthday Song.  I love slow news days.

Jake is going to Disney World in May! And NOBODY is happy with this! Except me. I’m happy. I’m always happy!  Then Tim announces he’s going to Disneyland and Jake goes INSANE.  And also Jake has a Banana Stand t-shirt and Josh whispers his amazement.  Debate as to whether this is sexy or not.  Consensus: Not.

“One Man’s Dream.” Bahahahaha. XD

Episode 52:
Oooh, a new intro!  Fun fact about Rebecca: Roz from Monsters Inc is actually the ONLY Disney-related impression I can do!

Beef curtains?  I’m not going to google that.

Woohoo, unverified rumours! I’m going to take this as gospel. Gettin’ my news from Mickey Mutineers!

Well, I remember you guys mentioning Monty Python before, but I don’t remember if there was talk of – wait. Jake has said he doesn’t remember most of what they talk about, I can make this up.  As a matter of fact, in Episode 27, you did indeed say they should add a Monty Python experience into the UK pavilion! Yep. 😛  The real answer is I don’t know. I only pay attention when there’s a part with me in it. XD

So. Frozen Maelstrom? No. Please no.

I AM STARTING A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR A MICKEY MUTINEERS RIDE. I think it should go at Animal Kingdom. Because I think it would make a looooot of people upset. XD  Also it should be a spinner.  And probably should have a glory hole, just to be true to the experience.

WHO said “I’d rather watch Captain EO, Honey I Shrunk the Audience is awful”???  FINALLY!  I’m sorry, I thought I was the only person who was glad that was gone! Woo, validation. XD

Then some Star Wars movie rumours.  A Boba Fett spinoff. I read that a while ago and I wondered if people actually still think Boba Fett is cool. I totally can’t tell anymore or if he’s in the past. Didn’t Jango Fett kind of make Boba lame?

Barnstormer vs. Go-Coaster?  I won’t spoil you on the winner! But my vote would’ve gone to Barnstormer because of how much kids love it. 😀

OMG @Detsuh inspired a porn segment!  HAHAHAHA I had no idea how wrong that would sound when I started writing it, but I’m leaving it this way XD

Tim’s “hey gang!” voice resurfaces and cracks me up yet again. XD

Now the topic of mating turtles comes up, and yes indeedy, Josh is right: this topic has come up before.

Awwww! I love you guys too, Tim! Best part: “Oh wait, we’ve got to give a shout-out to R Kelly.” silence, then a genuinely perplexed “What?!”  AHAHAHA I love my stupid name. 😛  ChiMo represent!

Seriously though… y’all are awesome. As long as you don’t mind me talking about how adorable you are when you’re saying absolutely disgusting things, which I will be the first to admit is just WEIRD of me to do, then I am beyond happy to keep being a huge fan and posting completely random responses to your shows. Yay me!

Next week’s show will be epic, with Safari Mike and Annie and Dan!

 

Episode 53’s COMPLETELY EPIC ANNIVERSARY so epic I actually misspelled anniversary like three times and I’m still not sure it’s right!!

So hiiiii… how ya doing? 🙂

This opening theme makes me weep. It may be because its backbone is the greatest movie theme ever written (you may disagree, but if you do, we are not friends), but really, I’m getting legit choked up with all the clips. Awww. CONGRATS YOU GUYS!  A year of inappropriate behaviour!

Canadian Donkey Kong: limitless apologies. 😀

Did he just say Date Rapist? XD  Look, for the record, you guys got an audience yourselves, I just call attention to you. 😉 Hopefully this means I get a really cool hat. XD

Tim will read the Listener Questions this time. Tim: “‘Cause I can’t read! He drew me pictures!”

Tim takes a Forget-Me-Now every night b/c his life sucks. You guys, that is a good way to get advanced-stage chlamydia.

Stop saying I refuse to come on the show! Hahaha.

I now believe that Tim was telling the truth when he said he couldn’t read. “Does everyone already know me?”

Jake, you did an awesome job with the theme song.  I rock out to it sometimes at work.

HAHAHA! Best Clerks reference ever.

I think this blog right here is proof that I do need to be on the show. Because right now I’ve degenerated into just like, answering the stuff they’re saying, when it can no longer have ANY impact. 😛

I think my beer/deathmatch question is my best.  And I’m very pleased with the answers. I did write it knowing that Ursula would be having a beer. And apparently, also Mr. Toad! “‘Ello Guv’na!  Lick my back!”

Bernard? That was Jake’s selection for who to get drunk with a while ago! Because he would get drunk very quickly and Jake could drink the rest of the alcohol! I need to look up which episode that’s in. I know I just listened to it recently…

Somebody… anybody… draw Jake destroying the inhabitants of the Hundred Acre Wood. Illustrated Death Match, Mickey Mutineers against possibly the only group they could actually win against.

Matt: “We have a cat?”

If you had to use one ride vehicle as your everyday transportation, which one would it be?  That’s an AWESOME question. (It wasn’t mine.)  Mine would be… Doom Buggy.  I could call it Dragula Jr!  I mean think about it.  I don’t ever have to pull down on the lap bar, because a ghost will do it for me! It appeals to my laziness!

Alright guys, I have to be honest. There have been earlier eps where they said “We had some huge audio problems and so this ep doesn’t sound great”, but I listened and it was fine. This time, when they say “major audio problems”… I’m afraid they’re not kidding.  On the other hand, it’s HILARIOUS.  Jake sounds like he’s talking through a voice box. I am going to listen to this anyway because I love this show, they had a lot of fun, and all the people involved are awesome so I want to hear it. But be warned, the audio problems are legit… I’m just saying. XD

There is a great discussion right now about Star Wars. Unfortunately RoboJake is the one leading it and I’m distracted by how much he sounds like EV99 from “Return of the Jedi”.

Another high-budget commercial break? I’m floored!

I love Matt not actually getting the point of this game.

OMG Annie. Wet Hot American Summer?

Mwahahaha, Annie just got Tim to sing Hakuna Matata again!  It’s so EASY.

I’m actually now really disappointed that you guys aren’t discussing your personal theme songs. I know what I’m asking next week.

Again, I’m glad I asked about the theme music, because Jake deserves accolades for that theme song. And it should be recognized on the show, and I’m glad I’m not the only one who didn’t know where it came from!  Actually, I remember someone mentioning Jake doing the music on his iPhone and I thought it was a joke. I never know when you guys are serious. 😛

Mary Poppins IS a Time Lord! I think this should have been obvious before now!

The “Which ride vehicle would you use as your daily transport” question, for everyone this time. Annie: “I ride the bus and it kind of feels like Dinosaur…”

A+!

Now that Dan provided a listenable version of Ep 53, here are a few comments on it as I go (since I already did like a big ol’ one up above…):

I didn’t like Mara Jade. I’ll say it LOUD and say it PROUD!  She’s a Mary Sue like every other character Timothy Zahn created.  And sadly, his books are among the BEST stuff the EU contributed.

Now I DID love The Courtship of Princess Leia.  I read it b/c I was super into Han/Leia, which is sooooo girly of me, but I like that it’s about way, way more than just the two of them. I started out LOVING the Heir to the Empire books but by the end of the third one I was sick to death of it, especially Thrawn and his ability to predict every single thing that would happen and be ready for it, except for one CRUCIAL moment in each book.  Too precise. Bah!

This second game that they play, the trivia one where everyone is unable to say their name before guessing, is a hoot. 😀

“In the mood for a chuckle, question mark?”

The best thing about this episode might be the dead serious low-pitch delivery with which Dan speaks every single sentence.  It’s like he HATES FUN. 😀

Episode 54:
IT’S STILL BURNING!

It does sound like Jake is reading off of a plaque here at the Door to Hell.

Now I know how to make the normally so-very-mild-mannered Jake angry. But I would never dare to use this knowledge!

Nice of you to play down Beefypants’s heroics. 😀

Doom Guy was indeed here, early in the ep! Apparently he lives nearby. 🙂

What’s funny is that I missed when they actually said they were talking about “Overboard”. Then Josh goes “It’s a HELL of a day at sea, sir!” and I recognized it, somehow not having heard the word Overboard spoken mere seconds earlier, and then racked my brains for like 5 seconds until I came up with where it was from. Then I thought “Wait, did they mention Overboard?” and rewound and SURE ENOUGH.

This had no point. Pretend I didn’t say any of that, OK? 🙂  I do sure love “Overboard”…

You guys are really going to sing the whole “Log” song huh?  Yep.

Ah, the Mutineers rant on Meryl Streep’s comments.  I think “Women didn’t do much” may be a poor choice of words. 😉

Hey, Left for Dead! I love that – I’m sorry, no, I’m scared Jake is going to get me if I say it.

I have to admit I don’t know a lot about Outpost Africa so I can’t join in this one.

I do however enjoy the bashing of The Living Seas!  Jake’s dislike is based on heartache and a sense of deep betrayal. 😦  If I remembered The Living Seas I’d have an opinion… as it is I’m afraid I just don’t like the Nemo version. It’s nothing to do with Nemo, I *like* Nemo. I just think that ride could be better.

I’m sort of beginning to suspect that Josh is getting really drunk during this recording…

Jake: I would dress like Donald Duck, because Eff pants!  Ain’t nobody got time for pants!
Josh: Jake, have you ever said the F-word?
Jake: Once. Mom slapped me.

It was actually just before Josh asked that I began to wonder if I had ever heard Jake swear on here.

“Yeeeeah”, mocking Josh turned into Tim doing Jay Leno, which turned into me giggling into my hand and turning pink.

Josh going “Full Hermit” at River Country, I love it!  I mean maybe not the mental picture I’m getting now, but… Somebody needs to do SOMETHING with River Country, so…

 

I’ve got the next 4 eps done as well but I think this is enough for one post. Tune in tomorrow as………

 

 

 

*cough*

Mickey Mutineers: Take It Like A Cake

I FINALLY know what this means you guys!!

And it's kind of disgusting, but I had already guessed that.

And it’s kind of disgusting, but I had already guessed that.

You can get that as a t-shirt, by the way. BUY T-SHIRTS. Or wrapping paper! Because this is a sentiment that should adorn all gifts. 🙂

Episode 24:
That was a LONG lag after the theme song. I was all about to turn up the volume and stuff. XD

Reporting live from a ham sandwich!

Live show at D23? DO IT! I’d totally (want to) go see you guys there!  (I cannot make it to the West Coast so I just have to WANT to.)

Oooh, a Mutineer movie review! (as opposed to a Mutineer Movie Revue, which would only have to be AWESOME.)  Monsters University!  Art is also my son’s favourite. 😀

I was totally going to be a movie critic at one point. In college. I loved the idea and I even took some movie classes. The thing is I can never make myself write things so I gave up. XD

Matt’s internet is working great and his audacity is kickin’.

I love this conversation about Frozen! Back in June! Talk of the trailer and things like that. Tim, “Tangled” was totally CGI!

Matt: OK, so, if you stick stuff on your Magic Band… Everyone else: *perverted snickering*

Lots of hits from DC = me. Hi! 😀 (Actually I’m just outside DC in Maryland. So it’s probably not me, it’s probably the government, like you said.)

The “Nemo” portion in this episode is amusing me and Matt missed it completely. It went on for a WHILE, too. Complete with wailing.

Pizza pants? Jake: “I like him!”

Oh man, Tim’s audacity stopped working by the end of this one!

Episode 25:
Judge a person by what movie they know Tim Curry from.

This episode starts off quickly devolving into a discussion of the movie “Congo”, for reasons that completely make sense.

One of those moments where everyone is talking about something different. “Try to take over the world!” “Does anyone else see that monkey lookin’ at us?” “Beards are natural gorilla repellants.”  And Matt’s all “What monkey?”

I LOVE Echo Lake. The dinosaur’s name is NOT Norman! OH wait, I get it.

You can’t have two things from the same franchise in different parks?? What about Buzz Lightyear at Magic Kingdom and Toy Story Midway Mania in Hollywood Studios?

I… oh. When we buy through the Mutineers Amazon link, they get a list of what was bought? Creepy.

Is this the origin of “Take it like a cake?”  It’s an inside joke between Matt and Josh… Tim’s collection of pictures of birthday cakes… a special twinkle in his eye when cakes are around… Instead of ChiMo he needs to be CaMo.

YES!  It is! “It’s gonna sit there and take it.” “Gonna take it like a cake!”

And what follows is a lengthy poor choice of words, misuse of air quotes, and discussion of what colour the frosting needs to be or else it will “look bad”. XD

Nightmare Before Elm Street?

Episode 26:
I believe this is the first episode that went “YEAH Mickey Mutineers!” at the beginning.  I really didn’t think “Jake, you don’t start the show, Josh does!” though.

Tim has a bowtie. Bowties are cool.

I really don’t know what to say about how this episode’s start is just so much more ENTHUSIASTIC without Josh. “Triple-fist puuuuump!”

21-fist pump salute. Ahem.

So here’s the breaking news of the RFID chips in the refillable mugs. I think it’s actually something to do with the mugs coming to life in the middle of the night and running off with your jewelry but I could be wrong. 🙂

Oh hello! It’s the That Guy episode!  I can find myself in the That Guy discussion, I think. If I’m recalling correctly. XD I’m not going to say which That Guy I am. XD

…Okay, I’ll say it. I lost my temper at my kids in the park. 😦 I feel bad about it like EVERY DAY. But my son doesn’t remember, and my daughter forgave me.

Can I get a Monkey Fountaineers shirt?

So I did go looking for the Mickey shorts after listening to this episode. It’s pretty awesome, the ones I saw. I watched 3, I think.  Including the hot dog, which guest stars Betty White. “It was pink and delicious!” That was Betty White. 😀

So it’s the first round of Trip Advisor Hall of Shame. My favourite thing about this is that they just answer “You’re an idiot!” to everyone. XD

Well, but the second response to Erica is pretty unique. XD “I said GOOD DAY!”

Episode 27:
First ep with “Say something inappropriate!”  We’re up to like MILESTONE episodes.

Josh was under the seat the entire time! Wha…

Jake really likes canings. I kind of… I kind of wish I hadn’t said that.

Was that “snowball” reference to “Clerks”? Because I love that movie.  But with bleeping sometimes I’m not sure what I just heard. ;D  And half of what dirty stuff shows up on this show, I don’t even get what they’re talking about. LOL!

Did that quiet round of “Casey Jr” include the lyric “Like a heart attack”?

I’m sorry I don’t have a whole lot I can say about this one; I’m trying to finish up work at the same time but it’s a good ep.  There are Segway stunts and everything!

Morgan Freeman is now my pick for a celebrity guest at Disneyland too.  For the same exact reason. Narrate everything.  Morgan Freeman narrated his own birth.  Penguins didn’t exist until Morgan Freeman narrated “March of the Penguins”… he’s THAT GOOD.

The episode ends with my favourite moment from “The Three Amigos”. Podcasts are fun. 😀

Episode 28:
I think that was Matt’s first cold open. “This is gonna be a real short trip. Hit it, Chewie!”

Dish-washing tips: use a kitten to dry. Thanks, Tim. (And yet they decided Matt is the “random” one.)

Marvel movie news. I don’t know anything at all about Avengers 2. Robot from the future? I have to try to figure out if this is a guy I know. (Like, one of my personal robot friends from the future. 9_9 No, I just mean from my prior knowledge of Marvel comics in the 80s.)

Feral cats at Disneyland! OK, I am not sure, but I THINK that Jake was the one who suggested I write a blog post about the feral cats back in like… March?

“Have you ever seen a friendly cat?”  …whaaa? XD

Seriously? You’re using Bukaki as the segue into Amazon.com? XD

And more notable purchase shaming!

Political Correctness. Now I’ve always wondered if the pirates chasing the women being reversed was PC, or more like “Inappropriate for children!!”  I don’t mind THAT one so much because I think it’s a little funny. 😉 I actually mind the one where the guy was talking about hoisting his colours on that winsome wench being changed into talking about, what was it? Food? 😛  But now it’s all about Jack Sparrow, so point is moot. (that’s my least favourite Jack Sparrow change.)

OH they got rid of Jose’s cigar. TELL ME ABOUT THIS. I mean geesh. Smoking so baaad. I mean, I don’t like cigars at all or anything but he does HAVE that one… Gibberish racist rants. XD Uh, not me, the Mutineers. NOT me.

Waiters dressed up like Hitler? (I can’t believe I typed that. I swear it’s funny in context!)

Oh yes the Fox & The Hound book has the most downer ending EVER. EV. ER. I can’t believe they decided to take this story and make it into a Disney film.

SING IT TIM!

I’d be all over a Robin Hood ride.  I’m afraid if they decided to make a Jungle Book ride they’d just remake the Jungle Cruise.  The Jungle Book Cruise.

Episode 29:
When I have finished this episode I will be COMPLETELY UP TO DATE until the next episode comes out and then I’ll be behind again BUT STILL!!

…I don’t have anything to say. *weeps*

I really did listen to it. Seriously.

Episode 50! I love the beginning of this episode. Merry Christmas all. 😀

Tim’s shenanigans led yet again to getting stuck someplace. South pole! What!

Tim seats two! *snicker*  Josh: “We’re having two different conversations.”

Take it away, Jake, baby?  (Debatably, Josh MAY have said “Maybe”. I choose to hear “baby”.)

Once again, I am getting my information from Mickey Mutineers, which is sad and wrong.  Next Avengers movie they fight Ultron, eh?  Now I know!  I have no idea who Ultron is, actually. I do recognize the name. I just don’t know OF him. It? Whatever!

Raise your hand if you’re surprised that “What Does the Fox Say?” worked its way into a Mutineers episode?  Frankly I’m only surprised that it took this long. 😛

A 60-minute hourglass… It’s not 60 minutes PLUS one hour.

Jake’s idea: a year in review episode from memory! Trying to remember 2013 without cheating by looking at the internet? Ha, good luck. I remember 2013 by going back over old Mickey Mutineer eps.

“Back in January, there was a new Disney podcast that started…. …AND you’re listening to it right now!!”  Now they’re advising that nobody go back and listen to the early episodes. THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT NOW, GUYS. 😛

This is a completely epic Segway stunt!  They’re going to leave Tim to die out there!

And in August at D23, nothing happened. THAT I remember!

“Bang, Marry, or Kill” from Detsuh. He needs his own corner. XD I’m sorry, but… bang Cruella? Nooo, ew.

Wouldn’t be a 50th Episode without Swedish Chef!

And time for Random Matt!  And Matt once again sounds really surprised by the idea. “I was just sitting there thinking about rabbit legs…”

Ending on a “huh!” feeling.  So that’s 50 episodes!  And in a few weeks, the 1-year anniversary!  Yeah but I don’t really care about that. 😛

This is as caught up as I will EVER BE, because tomorrow the new episode drops, and I won’t be listening to it until at least Thursday.  So I clearly have to post this today.  Sorry folks, two Mutineer posts in one day… you’ll live. 😀  Especially since it’s the last one for a while!  I’m CELEBRATING!  Celebrating my own ability to slowly listen to fifty 1-hour audio clips about nothing!  I’ma go get drunk! 😀 (I’m at work! Nothing of the sort will be happening! ^_^)

Mickey Mutineers: So this one ep had a penguin

I have actually made my goal now, guys, and I’ve listened to every Mutineers ep. 😀 But I’m having to catch up still on the notes, so there is one more coming up before I celebrate my long-delayed awesomeness of… listening to a thing a lot. Wow.  This is less milestone-like than I thought. 😦

Meanwhile, here are a bunch of older eps and then the next-to-most recent, ep 49, at the end!  Please remember, everyone: NOT appropriate for children or for folks who don’t like to mix Disney with rude humour.  Otherwise, appropriate for… uh… actually this show is not really appropriate for anyone but you can enjoy it anyway. 🙂

Episode 19:
Matt, you had ONE JOB! Nobody knows how to do a fist-pump if he doesn’t say it. I actually got very confused by all that so I can only guess how everyone else must have felt.

Sad fact: my kids need lotion for dry skin/eczema, and thanks to this show I have started saying “it puts the lotion on its skin” on a nightly basis.  This is what my home life is becoming. 😛

OK, this Soarin’ movie info is interesting and I rather like the idea but Soarin’ isn’t in the World Showcase! It’s in the Land, in Future World! <– being That Guy.

Tim wants to know who everyone’s favourite Streetmosphere character is but he doesn’t ask it very well. And also do many people actually have favourite Streetmosphere characters, because I don’t, and neither does Matt.  Though he claims otherwise. 😛

At some point there was a creepy old man in the back roads of the Morocco pavilion selling rolled-up carpets. I’m not sure if you can find him unless you get lost though.  That’s what I’m getting from that.

Heyyyyy, shout-out to Annie/@djphob before she became famous!  DJ Fob!

Send listener questions to the Mutineers, whether Jake asks for them or not!  And whether I’m mentioned on the show or not, which I’m usually not!

Episode 20: Let’s roll this ball!

It’s the very first 20th episode EVER. I for one think it was a pretty good first try.

Matt made up for last week’s fist-pump fail by stepping up the numbers this time!

Jake disappeared at the BEST possible moment for some, like, serious kinds of dramatic tension.

I have two simulataneous thoughts: I think we’re probably going to lose the Muppets at Hollywood Studios too, and also, that is waaaaay TMI about the popcorn bucket. XD

A new Left For Dead and it’s my favourite one.  Zombie water parks.

The first official F-bomb has been dropped.  Oh and a challenge to me to find the first time Tim used it! No, it’s not challenged to me by name but who else could they mean. 😛

Anyway, River Country!  Surprisingly it’s a pretty rumour-free version based mainly on facts (I don’t know why this is surprising to me, I guess just b/c I don’t usually hear stories about River Country that don’t include inaccuracy/urban legends) and since I find River Country to be just about as fascinating as anything at WDW, I’m totally down with this 😀

Scariest Yoda laugh I’ve ever heard. That’s like ChiMo Yoda.

Candy… Mountain?  I’m so glad Josh is as confused by this as I am. You and me, Josh. You and me.

OH YES, this is the one with the Soarin’ Loop!  I *almost* did this on our trip. I was afraid my daughter might have believed me even though she has been on it before and knows very well it does not have a loop. 🙂  She’s deeply gullible, you see.

Oh that’s right!  This is another episode with meeeeee in it. (Guess what? Real reason I’m doing this. Keeping tally of me. No, not really.) Anyway “Ride This/Not That” was fun; we were given no explanation at all of what the question was about. It was just “Name a ride!”  I almost always name Haunted Mansion every time so this time to be different I named Soarin’.  Then Mansion wins. LOL.

More Flight of the Conchords, and if I’m not mistaken, nobody has any idea what Tim is referring to…

I am fascinated by how the endings of the episodes at this stage have extended vehicular sound effects following the lightsabre scream.  Last week’s was a police car siren and now a helicopter.  And it goes on and on and on. XD

Episode 21:
So it’s the… Top 12 Disney Rides. To Ride. While on mind-altering substances! WHAAAAA???

There’s something about the fact that they actually had a “don’t do drugs/here’s our episode about drugs” disclaimer that’s just… dare I say… adorable.

Having said, don’t expect a lot of specific reaction to content on this.  This is a family blog! 😀

Bahahaha, Jake.  Caffeine. On Tuck and Roll. Now we’re right back to adorable. XD

HA! I remember that low-flying goose that killed itself on Fabio’s face! That goose was probably in love with him. It was a tragic act of a broken heart. “It can never be! I shall die while embracing the one that I love!” And splat.

I like how this list might have kind of started out seriously but within just a few suggestions… we’re up to Disney Junior Live, on bath salts.

Best. Amazon plug. Ever.

The mere fact that you call it Poppy tells me you’re ready. [/callback]

Again with the shnozberries that taste like shnozberries!

Disgruntled crowd noises FTW. 😀

Episode 22:
Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic.

It’s confirmed! The Mutineers really DO podcast pantsless.  And Timless, in this episode. I’m… not sure what’s going on… I’m very perplexed.

Oh gosh, your special guest is adorable. Z?  Zee? “Are you done talking about your favourite ride?” “…No.”

You guys are possibly the most laid-back people I have talked to AT ALL about ticket price increases.  I just… WOW.  Here I’m expecting you to hate everything!  Though I agree when you say it’s annoying to hear the people saying “Walt would be PISSED! Is this what Walt wanted?!” LOL.

I love it when Josh can’t talk. The Land pavilion! Have you ever gone to the Land pavilion and tried to ride the escalator only to find a huge line because one is down?  Actually… YES! Our last trip!  This podcast was in what, June? and my trip in October we were still down to just one escalator! BAH.

SO “Closer” is going to be in my head for the rest of the day and STOP. STOP! XD

OMG!!  TIM!  He regained consciousness!!  I thought he wasn’t here but he was just unconscious the entire time. How about that.  I buy it. 😀

“You’ve been listening to Mickey Mutineers. SURPRISE!”

Episode 23:
I happen to know in advance that this is my favourite episode.  Episode 23 lives in infamy within my memories. 😀

Moist. 😛

I almost thought I detected that someone else might have an … issue with moths.  Not that I know someone who does. Certainly not me.  Okay it’s me.  GOD I hate moths.

I would totally go on the Tom Petty Racing Experience!

So honestly, genuinely, I will be really sad to lose the Muppets. I am going to CRY. It’s the only, single, solitary attraction at Hollywood Studios that I will emotionally miss!  I’m up for Star Wars Land but… 😦 My MUPPETS!

Tim’s concept of Avatarland is… *different* from what I thought it was going to be. 😦

I find it really amusing that in this episode the guys are talking about competition between parks, and ultimately end with “until we can’t afford tickets anymore”, when in the PREVIOUS EPISODE they pointed fingers at people getting upset about ticket price increases. Guys, it’s ONLY like $5!! 😛

Whoa, this is the only podcast I’ve ever heard that mentions Steven Tyler doing the Shocker!  I think that’s soooo hilarious XD

I wonder what a McDonald’s Theme Park WOULD be like… hmmm…

Introduction of term ChiMo?

I think the phrase of this episode is “Moving on!”

“What opposite sex would you drink rum with?” “A woman.” That works.

You know, the old “Overrated resorts/restaurants” topic is always, ALWAYS good.  I mean I never don’t enjoy it, I don’t know. Yay!

I love the fact that making fun of Justin Bieber quickly degenerates into the Swedish Chef voice.

AND THEN THINGS GET EPIC!!  This is the 3rd or 4th time, easily, that I have listened to this episode JUST for the ending!

Episode 49:
I’m learning about things that girls can’t do. 😛

That penguin is adorably saying “penguin”.  Whose penguin IS that?

“The submarine voyage is going down for a lengthy refurbishment.” Penguin: “WHOA! Uh-oh!” I am relieved to know that the penguin is safe from the comments that came up during this part. XD

“Oh man! I got a great idea! My wife’s gonna be so happy after I do this…” THAT implies something I don’t want to know details of! 😀

OH, is THAT what happens in It’s Tough To Be a Bug?? D:

“Meow-meowmeowmeow-meowmeow…” “THAT’S where the Electrical Parade went! It’s down here!”

CRAZY TRAIN, TOM WAITS STYLE, in meows. …Was pathetic. XD  Matt gave up like immediately.

Yet another new theme for Tim the Food B****.  It’s got a great backbeat this time.  Disneyland Nerd is excited about exciting new beverages.

“Hop across the pond… There’s no pond in the United States!  This map’s stupid.”

I am SO GLAD that Tim the Food B**** is reporting on the Cronut! I am completely not interested in eating one but he’s making it sound… well actually I stand by my opinion. But I am entertained! 😀

You know, Tyson finally spoke this episode and just as I was thinking “Do I just not recognize Tyson’s voice or has he not spoken yet this show?”, Josh realizes he hadn’t. XD

Time for Random Matt! I love that he sounds totally surprised. “I had a dream. This dream is very interesting.”

Listener question: What is the best smell in the Disney parks? Josh: Ursula.

GAH, I just realized that I asked a question last week and it’s a really stupid one. I’m going to get made fun of. *hides*

You know, when @365daysofDisney asked for all the Disney ladies’ stripper names, I did NOT think of Daisy or Minnie. I’m a little troubled that Tim did.  But apparently Sleeping Beauty would be “Nymphomaniac”. Or “The Little Prick” according to Matt. Yikes.

And Tim’s all “she’s got good questions.” WORSE! I’m going to hide MORE because soon they’ll find out how stupid it is.  Oh wait, that’s right, this is take 2. Scrooge McDuck in the Bill Nighy role in Shaun of the Dead? I like it!

Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas isn’t dead. She’s a rag doll! Corpse Bride, SHE’S dead, though not a princess I guess.  But absolutely dead!  Sally was never actually alive.  Splitting hairs, here. 🙂

Mickey Mutineers: Please Don’t Say Ursula

Just a warning: I am trying to finish up my listen-in-full project by Christmas which is when Episode 50 is scheduled to drop. Meaning the catch-up will be happening a lot for a while, because I have a big backlog of show notes.  AND I found out that Jake (of the show) and at least one other person actually finds these entertaining, which just encourages me, so…

I made a meme.

I made a meme.

Episode 15:
Ahhhh, back to the early shows again. When nothing was funny. (LIES!) This episode is another milestone, because it’s the very first Matt episode! Tune in today!

Josh: “Introducing Matt, our fifth Mutineer!”
Jake: “Wh…why is he the fifth!?”
Tim: “I’m not that fat!”

I remember this episode. Jake sounds kind of like he’s loopy throughout due to recovery from appendix surgery. And Tim sounds like Tim, so… y’know.

This is what you’re supposed to do when you have your appendix out: You eat it. And you show it who’s boss.

I remember when the Mystic Manor ride opened! Everyone was WAY up about it and now nobody’s talking anymore. Nobody cares. Let’s start a resurgence of Mystic Manor love!

“You know what’s sad about Curious George?”
“He got into my bottle of ether and died?”
Wow, that is sad!

Voodoo Donuts is a good idea, although maybe not for Disneyland. But somewhere, somehow. I like it.

This is a family of brothers who love “When I See An Elephant Fly”. That was heartwarming (and at least the third time this song has popped up in this podcast).

You know what I noticed? I focus on the positive in this podcast a lot. Instead of, you know, the 85% of it that’s just crude talk. XD But that just shows you that there is variety here! I may mislead, but I’m not making stuff up!

 

Episode 16:
All Star Wars! It was the May the 4th episode. I don’t need to explain that.

You can make a link between ET and Episode I, which means that it’s an excuse to dis the ET ride at Universal! Woo. (I love that ride!)

Carl Weathers? You seriously got Carl Weathers confused with Billy Dee Williams?! LOL.

Did Samuel L. Jackson truly belong in the Star Wars prequels? Discuss! Actually this just serves to remind me of the fact that Sam Jackson was not always the total high-ranking BAMF he is today. For quite some time he took B-roles and this is kind of like that, even though he was definitely already a BAMF by the time the prequels were made…

I could go on and on about how Han shot first. Because he totally did! But argh. BUT, I can answer the question of why Greedo misses point blank against Han… According to the “Tales From the Mos Eisley Cantina” Greedo is just a bounty hunter wannabe. He’s trying to capture Han to prove himself but he actually just sucks. XD

Kind of like me for knowing that! 😉

Point out how much weight Jabba put on between Episode 4 and Episode 6… C’mon guys. Fat-shaming never helped anyone’s self-esteem! I’m sure he’s already aware of how he looks!

Wait, guys… who says that Lando stole Han’s clothes at the end of “Empire”? Han got the Falcon from Lando, what if he took Lando’s clothes too? What if HAN wears LANDO’S clothes? …Whoa.

One of the things I learned from this episode: Josh has secretly never even seen any of Star Wars, only the Family Guy version. At least, that’s assuming I’m reading the subtext properly.

 

Episode 45!
Wow, do you actually try to do the intro off the top of your head each week? I couldn’t do that. My head is too full of useful info like the dialogue from “Back to the Future”.

I liked “Super Secret Squirrels”. 😦

Jake’s “Just The Tip” this week is worthy of hours of entertainment. I was already scared of beards, this is not helping!

In a fight between the Doctor, and Bill and Ted, who would win? Without any disrespect to Bill and Ted, obviously it would be the Doctor. I guess ultimately Bill and Ted could pull it together but only if the Doctor were the actual bad guy. And why would he be? SO THERE. I don’t know.

It’s the Top 12 Changes We’d Make To Rides!

Josh’s #3: Pirates on Pirates. I’m going to leave that there.
Matt’s #3: I don’t even want to say that. Something foul on Dumbo. XD Tim is right, there is no line on this show to cross!

Side note: do you guys DELIBERATELY say things that will be easily misinterpreted? “It doesn’t go down on them!” I mean.

Jake’s #3: O Canada in Epcot: add Rush into the movie! Apparently this is Canada’s greatest contribution to humanity.

Josh’s #1: Trap doors on all the spinners. And Tim gets lewd again. I am honestly not sure how any of the show’s listeners will ever be able to ride Dumbo again!
Matt’s #1: Have the T-Rex randomly eat someone in the car but it doesn’t hurt. OMG, Tim put this in the best possible way. “Like the buckle unbuckles automatically and you go ‘oh s***, it’s me!'”

I love how you can hear Tim’s beer or whatever that is being poured and then fizzing. XD

I miss ALL the good stuff on Twitter. I’m never around for Listener questions or lists or anything! ARGH! Oh well. I’m not actually that clever on the fly anyway. 😉

 

Episode 46:
Beastie Mutineers. That was sad but I’m going to listen to it again. 😀

Am I wrong that nobody thought Josh was going to actually keep going with that or something? LOL that was awful and great. I’m really amused by you guys all giving your names. That’s adorable. I actually have a mental picture of you all during it. You’re so lame and cute. XD I’m sure you’ve got many opportunities in this episode to dissuade me of that mental picture but for now… wheee!

And you’re right, I did not listen to this on the actual date of release or anything near it. It’s Wednesday, 12/4. 😀

JAKE, I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY! D:

So R2D2 is confirmed to be in Episode 7. I had actually not heard that. Congratulations to Artoo! He’s officially official!

I love “Hey, where IS Perry?” in the background, completely unnoticed…

Is that a cat?! In the Frosted Flakes box? Wow. Holy moley that cat is going to kill you! OMG you guys, let Jake talk about the FastPasses! Bahahaha! XD

Epcot FP picks, pre-tiers: Soarin’, Test Track and Maelstrom. YEP! Those were my picks! 😀 Won’t be again, I guess… haha.

I have to credit “Into the Woods” for making me familiar with this version of Cinderella, related in the “Blood Behind the Ink” segment. That and the Tom Waits song that is referenced (that doesn’t exist).

Nice touch, making Doom Guy a part of the Tim the Food B****’s theme song.

Wait, what kind of accent is this, Tim?! Oh, I know what it is, it’s Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Random Matt… is random. 😀

I think that Walt Disney, were he alive today, might be a regular listener of the Mutineers. Partly as a way to lie in wait and choose just the right moment to take them down. I also think he might have made them “disappear”. And then four new dolls appear in “small world”…

Wow, I creeped myself out. 😛

Johnny Bravo has his own corner of the show now. Kind of a drunken ranty emails corner!

WAHAHA! I will in fact take notes on you if you are on this show. I am CREEPY like that! And speaking of creepy, congratulations Tim, you just finally made me laugh out loud while listening to the show at work. XD

I like this list of drinks that the characters would drink. Though I don’t know what most of those are. [/lightweight]

 

Episode 47
Best part of this ep so far: the HUGE breath Josh took before doing the yell.

YAY! Annie and Danny! I haven’t been able to keep up with the FPPC even though I loves it. It’s next on the list. This helps ease the withdrawals! Everyone go listen to Annie and Danny’s Fastpass Podcast!

Double-chin pump! XD

For the record I think that Annie is the first woman to officially be a guest on this podcast. (Another lifelong dream of mine, destroyed.) Way to go Annie! Breaking barriers and shattering the glass ceiling! 😀

“What are you diggin’ in your bum bag for?” LOL.

LOL, wait a minute! Was there an edit at like 14:30 or so? I mean, I’m sure there are tons of edits but that one sounds like it was a big chunk taken out. A big chunk of “moist”. (Ew.) Now I’m dying to know what was removed!!

Don’t say “pickle juice” three times! And I totally did it in my head and then laughed out loud again. I think my coworkers think there’s something wrong today.

Tim is bored and singing “Hakuna Matata” in the background. And has managed to get the others in on this too now.

More of the awful ride crossover ideas from Detsuh. I think Walter White’s Scary Adventures is the best. Not that I’d want to go on it but hey, I never wanted to go on Snow White’s Scary Adventures anyway.

This episode provides so many opportunities to answer “Ursula” to the listener questions!

Tim and Annie are just hitting it off left and right here. Duetting on Hakuna Matata, doing the secret ChiMo handshake, just… wow…

Guys I like Tim the Food B****. It’s so disturbing, oh god. But no don’t do it now! I was just eating an apple and I don’t need any of that coming out my nose!

“Beefypants” gets an apology but “DJ Hand Job” doesn’t?

Episode 17:
Tim’s sound effects. He should get paid for them.

“Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.” LOL I like how this turned up in episode 45 but backwards. “Wait what?!”

“It’s business time. Know how I know it’s business time? It’s Wednesday night.” WOOOO Flight of the Conchords!

They sell Astronaut Ice Cream on Amazon.com! I’m there! As Tim points out it’s probably Neopolitan, because that’s the only kind anyone ever sees.
Jake: “I’ve seen cookies & cream.”
Tim: “No you haven’t.”

Holy moley, Mickey Mouse singing “Clint Eastwood” by the Gorillaz in “Mickey and the Magical Map” at Disneyland. I’m THERE.

Captain EO: ready to see it leave? I actually agree, but I also do NOT want Honey I Shrunk the Audience back. I think it’s just as dated as EO and I just want a new 3D movie. Dagnabbit. 🙂

“I believe I was promised a grilled cheese sandwich.”

I love the Jake’s Friend story that no one would let him tell. “I wanna talk about my friend…”

Have you guys done an ep about the definition of a Hidden Mickey? If not, reminding now. If so I will found out soon…

And now we know Tim’s seduction techniques aka methods of getting great customer feedback on his cable installations.

Tim, NOBODY says Stitch’s Great Escape is awesome. Nobody. Ever.

 

Episode 48:
YABBA-DABBA-DOOOOO! 😀 Aaaahhhh I love these guys. ^_^

After all this time it turns out that they’ve all been the figments of Tyson’s imagination. AND so are Annie and Danny! What about Safari Mike and that other guy!?! This is creepy! Where does it end! What about ME?? (It’s ultimately always about me.)

So we missed the Mickey Mouse short at the beginning of Frozen. Which is sad, sad, SAD. I loved when they used Clarence Nash for Donald in PhilharMagic and the idea of doing the same with Walt’s voice for Mickey makes me happy.

Aaaahahahaha. “Say Gang, get aload’a this!” That kills me. And Harry Caray news delivery! My son calls him “Whiskers”, it’s a long story. I mean you can guess why but the full story as to why he has seen that sketch is long. XD (Short answer, he hasn’t.)

The secret of Shia LeBoeuf’s name meaning is revealed. (I think it may mean “douchebag”?)

“Why is Jake the only one without tattoos here?!”
“I haven’t been to… prison.”

I agree with Tim’s assessment of himself. He is clearly Winnie the Pooh, not Eeyore.

We have a very useful and informative “Just the Tip” from Jake today.

Holidayland? Is this a real thing? I mean was it?

It’s always a good day when the Main Street Electrical Parade is sung in meows.

“…And Josh please don’t say Ursula.” But he said it BEFORE that request was read! XD You can’t stop the Ursula!

 

Episode 18:
Why Tim is still allowed in Idaho.

Avatarland = Ferngully and its magical Goalie.

So wait, Avatar is like Ferngully meets Pocahontas? I dunno. I haven’t seen either of those. Yay me!

Beer talk is funny. IBUs? That’s how hoppy it is? (Random: The Hoppiest Millionaire. That has NOTHING to do with the podcast, it’s just me. I warned you in the meme, OK?) So if it has higher bitter units it’s hoppier? Seems contradictory.

“At Disney World there’s some other freebies you can get -”
“BEES?”
The correct response is: “*Beads*.” “BEADS?!”

I don’t think they call the Disney Vacation Club their “Best kept secret” anymore. Last time I was there I didn’t see them advertising it that way but you know, I could be wrong, because I avoid that stuff. 😉

In the most recent episode they speculate that they’re all products of Tyson’s imagination, while in this episode they wonder if perhaps all their listeners, and their Twitter handles, are their father. Answer: Yes!

Yeah so – I crammed this one full of fun, huh? Stay tuned because I have … uh, some more to go!  I don’t remember how many. 🙂

The Mickey Mutineers: “We’re brain-eating amoebas!”

You know how last post I said I had some catching up to do? I still have some catching up to do. In terms of posting my notes, not taking them.  As of right now I have 11 episodes left to listen to!  I ROCK!  I think there’s something tragic about my priorities and sense of accomplishment here.

Anyway, in case it was not properly clear, each ep is linked to the Mickey Mutineers podcast site where you can download them; however I did it that way because that’s how I do it but most people would probably want to download them via iTunes, which I cannot use due to technological ineptitude.  But download on iTunes, then rate and review!

Episode 10:
Double-digits! Celebrate with me!! 😀

Whale, whale, whale!  Ahahahahaha I’m wayyyyy too amused by that.

“And we are the Mickey Mutineers! And I’m going to apologize for that right now. No, wait! I meant celebrate that! Yay, we’re us!”  Yaaaaay!  This is such a positive message for the youth of America…

This week’s Blue Sky News is a doozy!  Ohhhh, I remember when they announced the Downtown Disney/Disney Springs stuff!  Ohhh, memmmmmorieeees…

There is nothing, NOTHING on this show that makes me crack up as much as “Whhhaaaaa….?!”  Which I have started doing at home, and it makes my son laaaaaaugh. XD

I’ve never been to Disney Quest.  Don’t really care about it. I’m way too wrapped up in the parks so I never go anyplace else.

…Disney’s Porn Bungalow?

Oh! Oh this is the episode that randomly mentions me!  “Mickey Mutineers! We’re brain-eating amoebas!  On Twitter, @rkellywdw, you can use that!”  I *have* used that. ^_^

Let’s take a vote. Which of the Mutineers’ deluxe hotels do YOU, the listener, like best?  A France-themed hotel inside of Epcot; a water-themed hotel called “Disney’s Aqua Resort” (or something, I’m too lazy to go back and listen to the name again); or Tim’s surprisingly classy and not-food-related Black and White resort?  Personally I can’t pick. Plus I’d never have enough moolah to stay in any of ’em. 😉

This episode is noteworthy for Tim doing a lot of genuine serious talking. And getting mad at Josh and Jake for distracting him. I’m sure Tim is not the least bit hypocritical for doing this. XD

Episode 11:
Who knew it was so hard to say “Mickey Mutineers”?

Bringin’ up Left For Dead again.  I love that game!  So the upstairs of the Starcade?  Is that it? Am I making this up?  Star Traders? I don’t know Disneyland at all.

Nothin’ on the inside! Arrested Development shout-out 😀

Armchair Imagineering = an idea for a Wreck-It Ralph ride in Disneyland using Peoplemover technology and Starcade space for the queue.  Hmmmm. I like the idea of bringing the Peoplemover into it… so there’s that… And I will admit that going from game to game is a cool idea. But is it “enough”?

I think this is the first time that the Amazon promo has mentioned porn. And I also think after this it is ALWAYS mentioned. XD  I mean it is what the internet is for.

Hey, a random kid has shown up! I’m sure he is in no way known by the Mutineers!

“People with awesome beards only.”
“I’m out.”
“I’m out.”
“I’m in!”
“I thought you said AWESOME beards.”

HAHAHA, it’s funnier that Josh swore after accidentally using Robbie’s name than it is that he accidentally used it. XD

“All space aliens are British, but not all British are space aliens!”
“This is true. Because of the Revolutionary War.”
So THAT’S why…

I can’t believe I’m 11 episodes in and Matt still hasn’t put in an appearance yet.  That’s just… crazay!  I’m so used to Matt now!  Is it me, or is the show actually less crude without him?

Episode 12:
What a subdued, happy little quiet intro on this episode compared to nowadays.  I feel like I’m going through time.

It’s not that I’m JUST noticing this, but I love how Tim is the impetus for every stupid new location they get stuck in each week.  You all need to stop humouring Tim!

Arrested Development!  You guys are your own weird Arrested Development show.

Oh it’s meeee!  This is one of my episodes! “Our very good friend on Twitter” and then they can’t actually say my handle. LIAR!  No but that was a pretty good question actually. I can’t do genuinely messed up questions so I just try to give them opportunities to come up with their own weird stuff.

As far as I was aware, the Main Street Electrical Parade music is sung by a chorus of cats. Or it was at Disneyland, anyway… those feral cats have to be used for something.  Why else does Disney pay them?

More love for Ursula from Josh.  I know who must be on the valentine that I send him next year! (Wait, what??)

“You almost said ‘swamp ass’!”
“I have swamp ass right now, I’m sitting in like a freakin’ foot of water here!”
“Amazon dot-com.”
I can envision the thumbs-up and grin at the camera from here. ^_^

This is one of the eps that has me turning my head away from everyone else while at work so that I can snicker uncontrollably without being seen. XD

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE GET TO THE PART WHERE TIM STARTS DOING THAT VOICE OH GOD AHAHAHAHA. XD “Say gang!”

Wow, an actually relevant reason to use “BUCKFUTTER” in this ep. It’s like a dream come true!

This is another great ending of the show. Once again, the implication of really stupid things going on that aren’t actually going on?  Yeaaaaaah boy. 😀

According to the end of this ep I am promised a free high five and an air guitar if I can say the last thing that Jake says in this ep!  Aaaand, it’s… “Just keep swimming.”

Where’s my free invisible air stuff? 😀

Episode 13:
Recorded from The Internet!  In Cyberspace!  Y’all are Super-Teens Extraordinaire!  …What’s the Berm Bank? *runs away in shame*

So here are the Top 3/9 Rides and or Attractions from the Mutineers! SPOILERS, sweetie.

Jake’s #3: Space Mountain
Josh’s #3: The Barnstormer
Tim’s #3: Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.

One of the many things to love about Space Mountain is that you can yell Buckfutter on it. I have my doubts so this will have to be tried and proven for myself.

I love how much kids love the Barnstormer. I have a video of my daughter the first time we went on it. She screamed this one solid unstopping whistling note the entire, what, 55 seconds of the ride.

I went on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride back in 1995 back on my first trip to WDW.  I remember going on it but I don’t remember anything else. Except that I could see the track in front of the car so I was kind of let down.

Jake’s #2: Amazon.com! And also, Spaceship Earth!
Josh’s #2: The Haunted Mansion
Tim’s #2: Dinosaur!

I love Spaceship Earth. I can’t really entirely say why but I just really love it.  Just a deep, abiding fondness.

The Haunted Mansion is only your #2?! JOSH NO.

D, my daughter, really loves dinosaurs but I talked her out of the ride.  Mainly because I know she’d HATE having the carnosaur guy popping out over and over.  She just needs to be a bit older.  She’d be clawing her way out of the car… Meanwhile I really REALLY WANT TO GO ON IT NOW.

Jake’s #1: It was the Haunted Mansion (this is proof that Jake and I share a brain, and also, that’s scary), but then Josh stole and downgraded it, so it is now: tie between Carousel of Progress and TTA People Mover.
Josh’s #1: Jungle Cruise – Disneyland
Tim’s #1: Radiator Springs Racers

Welp, I agree with the love for the Carousel of Progress. I was kind of obsessed with it for a little while and so my husband got me a DVD about the making of it. 😀 TTA People Mover is a fave too (and my daughter is mad at me that we didn’t get to go on it on our trip).   So I guess this is actually proof. One brain. (I want the whole thing back, ya bum.)

I didn’t get onto the Jungle Cruise this past time but I kind of feel like I have done it enough that I don’t have to ride it more than once every 5 years…

Annnnnd, finalement, a ride I have never gone on. So I have no comments! Mwah, goodnight everybody!

Episode 14:
This episode has my fave opening.  The “pull on that strap for me… keep pullin’… OK! Enjoy your podcast!” one.  And I have a milestone today: I finally realized that’s Tim doing that one. 😀

Another shortie from the Berm Bank and I still don’t know what the Berm Bank is. Berm whale?

But I do like Disney trivia games! So I’m cool with this!  Josh’s voice is nearly impossible to hear 😛

I don’t know why I make a point of mentioning every single time “Buckfutter!” is said in this podcast. I just DO.  What is this, #8?

How dare you ask who other than yourselves remember Gadget?  Don’t you understand internet??  I am AMAZED.  Also I’m kind of floored by the passion with which the Chip and Dale theme song was whipped out.  Wooo!

Why is it so easy to get Tim to sing?  I mean I’m not complaining. I’m exactly the same. EXACTLY.  I’ll spontaneously burst into song no matter where I am.

The Haunted Tiki Room theme song is amazing. Who wrote that again?  The Atencio Brothers? 😛

I can name that ride in 12 names!

Episode 43:
Wooo I’m up to date!  New episode comes out tomorrow so I will be behind again!  Go me. 😛 [See? Proof that I wrote this weeks ago!  4 weeks ago to be precise.]

Josh is AT THIS VERY MOMENT in line for the Tower of Terror!  See it was live when it was recorded, and that means that forever more, it’s happening live.  It’s nice to know that every time someone listens to this ep, Josh gets to go back to Disneyland…  Man, that’s it, I’m recording something live in WDW next time. 😛  It should totally work that way. PHYSICS!  I HATE YOU!

I’m actually really excited to go on Tower of Terror ^_^ I’m serious!

OMG I can actually hear Rod Serling in the background too! Above all the child-beating.  …I swear that makes some sense if you listen to the podcast. Kiiiiind of.

I would totally hate Josh if he were talking on his cell phone during the ride. XD  Then, though, if he said he was on a podcast I’d be like “OH! COOL! Say hi from me!”

“I can’t hear you over this loud Twilight Zone guy.”

I’m dying over the noise during the drops. XD  Jake is doing as good a job as anyone can. “This is going to make for an awful podcast.  Did you die?” And Josh is narrating and it’s jibberish. Jake: “He’s still going, folks!”

I swear to God I just listened to that three times over. XD

WOW… this commercial, it’s so smooth!  I – I… WOW! PRODUCTION VALUES!  Also ridiculously cheesy music. This is like a REAL commercial!

Wow, Tim got there FAST!  It only took him the time of the commercial break!

This podcast just turned into a Broadway one-man performance of The Lion King, complete with costumes and props. I assume.  Since I couldn’t see it, my head just filled that stuff in.

The California Dreamin’ ride experience is great. I *think* Josh said “Loop, loop, loop!” and they’re like “Did he say “Whoop whoop”? “I think he said “Lean, lean”!”  Oh that was good. That was too funny. The running commentary/mockery of Josh during it just… you guys, be aware that this was REALLY amusing.

DOOM GUY!

OK. If you’re going to be talking about poo burritos, then the instruction “wrap this **** up” is just a little TOO on the nose. Gaaaah.

Episode 44:
Holy crap I think I went deaf on that intro. HEART ATTACK! XD

Extended Holy Grail references, singing, this podcast is just going full force IMMEDIATELY. Muppets references too?!  Don’t blow all your “A” material in the first five minutes you guys… (Yay!)

Tim’s tendency to sing everything is just starting to become really endearing.  Also my tendency to describe the Mutineers as “endearing” and “adorable” is just wrong, wrong, WRONG.

My legit reaction to the list of speciality churros: NO OH GOD, STOP THIS! PLEASE STOP! XD  I am laughing SO HARD. OH GOD!

A’ight, Trip Advisor Game of Shame!  I am there!

These people are tools. XD

OK, I ended up not being able to comment a whole lot on this ep but it’s a good one. A really, really good one that had me kind of curled up into a shaking trying-not-to-laugh-aloud ball in the corner of my cubicle. That is a good thing, but I will also say that I hate them. A LOT. XD

Yeah Mickey Mutineers.

It’s a fact!  Nobody except me is actually interested in my notes about the Mickey Mutineers podcast Gigantic Listen Project. (Which is a name I made up just now!)  Not even the Mutineers are all that interested, nor should they be, because my notes do not make sense!

However, this is my blog and I feel some weird need to prove that I am in fact really listening to every ep of the show, out of order and at random times, so here we go. 😀  I have some catchin’ up to do. Again?  What, really?  ME?? 😛

Episode 40:
PIRATE INTRO!

Jake, you’re so cute. You had to cough.

Cakes and pies!  Good job making it inappropriate, Tim!  I feel awkward!

DOOM GUY!  I missed you!  Don’t go!

“Peter Pan job” actually *does* sound dirty.

Matt and Tim are discussing Labyrinth at Disneyland. I feel like it’s 8 months ago!  I especially like how Tim acts like this is a NEW idea.

Oh I have to add to the discussion of, er, mating tortoises (this is why I could never guest on the show, I’d be all ‘politely hinting’). My sister used to volunteer at the National Zoo and the mating tortoises were like the favourite thing of everyone who worked there.  Particularly the noises they made. Turtle love is a beautiful thing.

Love that we get an entire diversion of Doom Guy on various illegal consciousness altering substances.  What if weed made Doom Guy more paranoid?  This could be a disaster.

So the Tree of Life all lit up like Avatar Tree of Life. “I don’t like that. You can’t let that happen, Jake.” Wait, what? So Jake is the contact for Avatarland protests.  I have a LOT of requests to pass on to Jake!

OMG. If any doors *would* have obnoxiously servile personalities like in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, it would *totally* be Walmart doors.

So we start with “which characters are gay” and it becomes a discussion of the hidden sex lives of Winnie the Pooh characters.

By the way, Jafar.  You guys. JAFAR, HELLO.

NICE Arrested Development ref. “I would bake myself into a bread bowl and then serve myself to the troops.”

SO MUCH LOVE for the Araquan bird!

Jake just sang the Brak Show theme from MST3K: The Movie!! Ahhhh I’m dyin’ over here!

 

Episode 8:
Tim is bouncy. 🙂

How many episodes did “Left For Dead” recur in?  “Imagine a pavilion!”

Yeah, the ol’ Wonders of Life.  You know, I was going to go there on our trip in 2005 and that was the point when they had finally killed it and shut it entirely.  I was TICKED OFF. 😛  I’m not sure in retrospect if I actually missed anything, but I wanted to see it! Plus I was pregnant and you know. That meant they were supposed to open that dang pavilion back up JUST because I was there.

“So who’s your favourite character to meet in the park?”
“I don’t know. Come back to me, ask Jake.”
“Jake, who’s your favourite?”
“Pass! Go back to Josh.”
“Ah, %&*@!”
And that is how Tim got to go twice. 😀

Wow… I can’t believe how long Josh has been trying to talk about trains now. It’s what, like, ten minutes?

Tim used to cry in the Haunted Mansion due to claustrophobia. I’m buyin’ it. ;P

“And that’s why I like corndogs!” Your argument is now invalid!

This episode!  THIS is the episode that made me lose it HUGELY while I was at work! (Well, the first one.)  It comes out of nowhere, as Jake is ranting about not going to Downtown Disney to get to other places around WDW property and just BAM!  Ahahahaha! XD

This episode is also the origin of the lightsabre scream. This episode is full of a wealth of humour for me! 😀

 

Episode 41:
Washing machine… job?! *suggestive snicker*

I want to see if Tim would truly, legitimately buy a hat at Disney if it looked like an ass.  I don’t doubt that he’d WANT to but I would love to find out if he would really do it.  How much money does it take to make this happen?  Kickstarter??

I want it known that I think I’m probably turning red trying to NOT laugh out loud over the Napoleon discussion.

“Mutineers, Assemble! I have a job!” I knew this podcast was all leading up to this.  I can’t see them as superheroes but I could accept some kind of crack team of ragtag “experts”.  Of something.  Probably something really *wrong*.

Woman in Black.

Guess what kids! Today we get to hear the longest, slowest Amazon.com ad ever made. Kept entertaining(?) with a constant stream of commentary in the background.

That game was perhaps the most confusing game in the gaming history of games.  Also, game. 😀

 

Episode 9:
Cinnamon toast and nachos, por favor.  (I’ll take it!)

Oh! OH! This is the episode where Tim’s tummy is full of bacon!  Just listen.

“Ahh. I’m so happy we’re us.”  This kind of sums up the entire podcast I think. 😀

The best part of this is where “Clone Tim” proves that each clone gets dumber.

So on my last two trips I have only gone into Innoventions West. Not on purpose. It just happened. 😦  And I should mention that my daughter loves the Great Piggy Bank Adventure.  But it’s not as good as the Great Muppet Caper so I for one am disappointed.  Anyway though, next time I’m putting my foot down. Innoventions East ONLY.

Heyyyy, a milestone: first time on the podcast that the Disney Cruise Line is mentioned! And Tim’s all “I planned it that way”.

I always like it when people actually show some love for Small World, because I’m really like that on the inside. 🙂  I’d love to get to see the Holiday Small World! That would be so awesome ^_^

I tend to agree with Jake’s Travel Tip of the Day.  but that might just be because I like boats, I have no idea if he’s actually right about Ferry Vs. Monorail.

Second occurence of “BUCKFUTTER!”  On Space Mountain no less. Interesting.

 

Episode 42:
So, for the record, I DID think that I would have listened to a few more older eps by now. But I had a 2-day meeting and it just didn’t happen.

HALLOWWWWEEEEEEEEENNNN!

Anyway, this episode is in the cabin in the woods from “Evil Dead”.  And the Necro-Comic Con.

MAN-EFICENT!  That’s the best name for a costume ever, I’ll say that. 😀  Go Tim!  Actually you guys are all making me wish I had a Halloween costume this year. 😦

How’d you start talking about Halloween and end up on the Jingle Cruise?  YOU GUYS NO. Disney is rushing it but you don’t have to!

“R-remember that time we went on Ghost Galaxy?” “That was awesome.” Hands up if you get this, because the way I wrote it out makes it just sound like pathetic small talk. Which it kind of is, but it’s intentionally so. ;D

BUY SOME MICKEY MUTINEERS SHIRTS DANGIT. (I know. I’m broke. 😦 I’m sorry. Shut up.)

I cannot promise that I would buy a “Zombie Cock Ring” shirt. (in fact I know I wouldn’t.) But I would laugh a TON at it!

So that’s how Jake found out he was allergic to pumpkin.  Ohhhh myyyyy. *blush*

Okay. I don’t actually recite the Stretching Room lines in the Haunted Mansion during the ride.  …Not out loud anyway.  I mean… not THAT loud.  But I do have the final lines of Grim Grinning Ghosts memorized and I am NOT ashamed to admit it!

So hurry back, we would like your company.

Mickey Mutineers: At This Point, I’m Only Entertaining Myself

I have more notes of Mickey Mutineer episodes I’ve listened to! This is mainly just to prove that I am DOING this, since it’s taking so long and it’s really easy to claim that I’m doing it.  As of today I have listened to the first 13 eps, and everything from ep 30-42, so I’m well over halfway done (about 25 out of 43, or… something. I don’t know. I cannot math!), but this is not all of the notes I’ve typed up, and so these notes are rather incoherent, but it’s PROOF!  Also you should listen to the eps to find out what I’m babbling about. 🙂

Mutineers Logo (c) uh... The Mickey Mutineers I guess. In any case I'm coopting it but it's theirs.

Mutineers Logo (c) uh… The Mickey Mutineers I guess. In any case I’m coopting it but it’s theirs.

Episode 35:
This is the MOST enthusiastic opening ever until Jake blows it by being inappropriately non-inappropriate.

Club 33 costs $33,000, which is why we all need to buy things off of Amazon.com via MickeyMutineers.com.  I’ve done it! I’m sure my $14 purchase bought them all beluga caviar for a week. ^_^

I like Tyson.  Canadians rock! (I married one!)

Didgeridoo impression. “And that’s what they sound like. Quick, ask me what another instrument sounds like!”

OMG the “I found a treasure!” noise!  AHAHAHA!  This is the high point of this podcast for me (so far; not ruling out there could be others).  Sea snake!  Noooo!

I do in fact love the TripAdvisor Hall of Shame.

(Then there was a looooong period in which I didn’t even have time for podcast listenin’ due to work and vacation)


Episode 39:

Yes I’m back!! It’s been a month but I’m back. [Note: once again this would have been more effective if I had actually been putting stuff up daily/weekly, or if this were the most recent podcast…]

Free PhotoPass = Photobombing. I’m for it!

Things not to do in the parks!  I’m sure this list is going to be really down to earth, serious, and respectful, knowing the source. ^_^ -Don’t play Frogger on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. Good advice! But this just makes me want to do it! -Oh wait, there’s an exception to performing arson in the parks?  Hey – if Tiki Room Under New Management got better, then maybe EVERYTHING would get better if it burned down.  Guys, shouldn’t you be encouraging arson then?

Poo dollar?  You guys, OMG. XD

-It’s definitely frowned upon… Matt you just classed this up a notch with your wording.  Congrats.  And for once I actually know the term you are referring to. XD “Motorboating.” Ehem.

-You might not want to do it, but Matt has suggested the best choreographed death at Disney. Please do not actually try it. Remember, this list is telling you things you should NOT try at home!  Or um. At the parks.

-Don’t ask where the tentacles go. Please don’t.

So wait. When did this list go from “Do not do this” to “what you do is, you go to a high-end restaurant, and…”

NICE segue into Glamazon.com shopping!

I love the interpretation of @thedislife’s “shouldn’t smack someone else’s kid” as Mr. T.  This is all kinds of new and interesting. XD

@YoPaulieNJ stole my “Do not do” idea.  CLEARLY he ripped me off. 😛


Episode 38:

I have no idea what this one will be about.  Woopdeewoo! To give You, the Readers, an idea, it is entitled “A Quiet Evening With Leonard Kinsey” and it’s even more inappropriate for the world at large than the usual episode. 😉

Yeah, “doing it on the monorail”, I did not think about bar crawls. Aaaand now we’ve started talking about something entirely different. LOL.

Funny thing: once you start talking about the timeshare stuff I can totally relate. LOL. My experience with a timeshare presentation was apparently tame compared to the one detailed in the book…

So to answer your unspoken question, YES I do now want to read this book!  and YES I am also terrified to do so. XD
Episode 37:
Do not EVER do a Public Enemy Style shoutout again. EVER. That was AWFUL. XD

Nutella beards. I don’t think I can muster enough love for Nutella to keep from being grossed out by that, sorry!

I’m THOOOOOR!  Kersmash!  *ahem*

“Fun and Fancy Free” had only one bear – Bongo – not two!  Ugh, shut me up, please. XD  WHY am I doing this! I’m being That Guy!

Oh my god after all that you finally remembered to do the news.  Bwahaha.

HOLY S***!  That’s an AWESOME Tom Waits impression!! [Note, in the manner of it’s unmistakably sounding like Tom Waits, not so much in the manner of it actually SOUNDING LIKE him.  It’s the ESSENCE of Waits! Aaahhhh!]

Best ride to do it on?  Well what’s not to love about the romance of Gran Fiesta Tour? I DON’T KNOW I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

And moving on, what… wait, what extinct attraction would you build a monument to?  I’m confused.  But my all-time favourite running gag, the “WhaaaaaaaAAAAA?” response, pops up so what can I complain about? 😀

Cartoon Planet reference?!  I am FLOORED!  Heeeey everbuddy!


Episode 36:

It’s Safari Mike!  And he was appropriately inappropriate! I’m never going to be able to see Safari Mike in the same way again….

It’s been a while since Mike has been on any podcast but his own. There was that period in April where he was on every podcast EVER.  Remember that?  Ahhh, good times. 😀

They added Planes characters to Soarin’ Over California??  WHY?  That’s insane. That’s so lame!  Well they didn’t have those at Epcot.

OH GOOD, no more Cars Land at Hollywood Studios rumour.  Yay!  That inspired so much griping, I’ll miss that, actually. 😀

Well it sounds like Ep 36 was the last current appearance of Doom Guy, unless I’m wrong… (By the time I post this, it will probably no longer be true!)

Oooh! Safari Mike’s awesomely awful My Disney Experience – with an intro like this my expectations are high. Will they be met? (Tune in to find out!)

I’m with you guys, I actually do kind of like the FastPass+ system! I mean I like the spontaneity and all, but man, it’s really nice knowing FOR SURE that you have a FP for the rides you most want to do.

I’m now officially scared of beards. 😦

What Disney character would you punch in the face or elsewhere?  Whose question was this again?? LOL! Not Ursula! Except I kind of understand the urge.  Huh, go figure.

Ooh I got saved for last. Fail to mention that this was in response to “What should we talk about with Safari Mike?” Which is why I said Star Wars. 😛  Actually it was “Star Wars?” because I couldn’t think of anything else. Other than Avatarland. Lalala… 9_9  Oh well. I’m glad you’re talking about Avatarland. And I’m glad to help Matt find out about hashtags.  Bring one into Avatarland!

And now back to the Classics!


Episode 6:

Now THIS ep, I know I have previously listened to.  But seeing as it is from late February, it’s been a good long while. 🙂

“I’m gonna call it Blue Sky News, and ignore Josh, because these are news items where people are just like ‘Oh hey! I heard this once!'”  Ie, rumours. Yay!  Oh, “Stark Expo” was announced in February, that’s right!  Ahhh, memories. 🙂

It does say “omnipotent” on your forehead!

I’m kind of surprised about the attachment Josh has to Autopia.  I only have the Tomorrowland Indy Speedway to compare it to but C’MON. That needs to go. WHY is it still there?!

Those two ducks are funny! They never get through the act! XD  (This episode has at least three different Roger Rabbit references. How ’bout them Brooklyn Dodjahs?)

Yeah, this is definitely the ep that hooked me on the Mutineers. A certain amount of Disney discussion but much more cracking each other up.  That’s what keeps me coming back.

Callback! “I do shoveling!”

When you think about it, it’s really interesting that the discussion about peeing in line has stayed on-topic for longer than ANY other discussion that has come up on this episode!

I know where the hidden Donald is in the Haunted Mansion! But I don’t have a pic of it and if I am not allowed to Google it then I will just totally suck. 😛


Episode 7:

Ahhh, this is the “Up” episode! With the balloons!  This is actually my favourite ending to any podcast ep that I’ve heard so far. 😀

There’s always money in the banana stand!  My bag says that. …I’m just going to leave that there.

If the Tree of Life lands on someone will it still be the Tree of Life?  Or… the Tree of DEATH!

Loving the general hatred of Avatarland. It’s happening anyway and that’s why this is so funny.  “I love Animal Kingdom. Why TRASH IT UP with Avatarland?”

My favourite parts of this show are when they spontaneously start talking about what’s going on in “the van”.  Tim just caught a rabbit while fishing from high above the Amazon.

Will somebody please just take the Mutineers to Club 33 already?!

And now Tim just rode his Segway onto the wall and flipped the van sideways.  I have no doubt that this actually happened.

Side note: the chimichanga story is really funny and also just makes me SQUIRM. XD

I JUST looked up the Most Interesting Man in the World this morning!  So now I know what the heck that reference was about! (It’s MONTHS later. I am slow. I will never be cool and I’m aware of it. So that makes me cool! Right?… Wait.)

Is this the first time when you had a listener question where the answer was Ursula?  Because the answer is always Ursula, but I think this is the first occurence of that…  I like the pick of Carlos’s lady. “Don’t be cheecken!”  She’s saucy!

Ahhh I love the reinterpretation of the “Which animatronic would you bring home to mother?” question!  A whole new world!

Well that’s all for today, but of course, you can always have more Mutineer content by checking out their blog and podcast at www.mickeymutineers.com, and don’t forget to tell Matt that they have a website.  Thanks for readin’!

More Mutineer Talk

Back to entertain you all with random notes from random episodes of the Mickey Mutineers.  Listen along with me at home!  www.mickeymutineers.com  But if you’re under 18, kids, get your parents’ permission!

Anyway, the most recent Mutineers episode is #40.  To prove how long I’ve been embarking on this “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” endeavor, I wrote these particular notes when the current eps were #32 and #33.  That means it’s just about 2 months ago.  GO ME! 😛  This is how long it takes me…  Enjoy, anyway.

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Episode 32:

The general Mutineer consensus is “Screw OSHA” for having, you know, the safety of the workers in mind. 😉 If they wanted people to be safe they should have thought of that BEFORE they closed Big Thunder Mountain Railroad down at Disneyland for like 8 months straight, am I right?

Matt doesn’t believe that people actually have allergies to gluten and wonders what they did before gluten free food.  I can tell you: they felt sick.  A lot. 😉

Meanwhile the Electric Umbrella at Epcot serves a Macaroni and Cheeseburger. I AM EATING THIS, EVERYONE. I don’t want to… but I have to.  I may not return. 😛

Matt shouted like Josh! The Mutineers are turning into cranky old men. The next step is yelling at kids to get off their lawn, which I’m kind of assuming they already do.

See, that’s how you do an Amazon promo.  So many words!  Word salad!

I cannot believe how often this podcast randomly degenerates into singing.  Lots of singing!  There is SO MUCH SINGING in this crazy thing!  (And it’s all – uh… I’m too polite to say it. ^_~)

YAY, listener questions!  I can’t believe it’s been so long since I’ve asked listener questions. Everyone else is cooler than me. 😦

Haunted Mansion bar serving SPIRITS… ahahaha!  I totally love this idea so much.  I swear that @JamboEveryone was a plant on this question and he asked it just so that the Haunted Mansion Bar idea could be discussed.  There is no other answer. 😀

Episode 4:

Wow, brush with celebrity: Flava Flav at Walmart at midnight.  Can’t beat that!

“Disney World needs to smack themselves in the face.”  Feelin’ the love! XD

I think this is possibly the first occurence of the term “BUCKFUTTER” in the show, but I might be wrong and might have just missed it before…   Anyway, all Mutineers are peevish about Cars Land coming to WDW (I still don’t want it) and contemptuous of WDW for stealing it.  “Why do they even have Imagineers since they’re not imagineering anything?”  What about ALL of New Fantasyland Tim?!  HUH??  HUH?!?

Oh wait… “Disney World opened the New Fantasyland and it was NOT a smashing success.”  “Well why would it be?”  I’ll just… go over here… *shuffles away to a corner*

Tim creates the best rumour to falsely spread, Cheese & Donuts Land.  The new Land of Tomorrow!

I was advised that this ep was the first one where the Mutineers “felt comfortable” with the show and “it might as well be episode 1”.  I can kind of hear that in this one; they sound like they’re having a lot more natural fun, which is what appeals to me. XD

“Did you say you’re going to summarize Spring’s question?” “HA!” I’m going to confess that it took me a long time to get that.  Then it clicked.  LOL.

And random singing!  Tim bursts into a vaguely Celine-Dion-like serenade.  I think perhaps it was supposed to sound more like Celine than it did. *G*

Episode 5:

The Mutineers share favourite Walt Disney stories. And argue over whether you can “do shoveling” or just “shovel”.  And then “When I see an Elephant Fly” pops up, as it so often does!

I like that everyone, in general, finds “Darth Mater” as unappealing as I do. The “Uhhhh” noise sums up my opinion.

“Remember when we started calling back to things, like, ten minutes ago?”  WOOHOO Callbacks!

I’ve got a count of at least twice that Jake has said “I seen it!”  I may have missed some. Yep I’m playing that drinking game. Yep it’s 9:40 am. 😀

HEY!  You guys are talkin’ my language here!  DuckTales, Talespin, Rescue Rangers, Bonkers  (Bonkers? Really? when that show was on no one liked it), and I’m going “Darkwing Duck?  And Darkwing Duck??”  And then they said it.  YES to the Darkwing Duck love.  He rocks my socks.

And then thanks for bringing up Dumbo’s Circus. That’s a memory I’d like to be lobotomized over.

Some good Hidden Mickey talk. Hollywood Studios is no longer a Hidden Mickey. 😦  They destroyed it with the Sorcerer Hat.

Ellen’s Energy Adventure = Inception?

This week’s listener question is about souvenirs or Mementos (the Fresh Maker) at Disney Parks.  Some interesting discussions.  And the word of the podcast is DEFINITELY “Segue” or “Segway” as the case may be.

Episode 33:

So YES, I listen to these out of order. Shut up.  Fast forward to NOW! [Note…. wouldn’t that be better if I’d posted this when 33 was the current ep? Oh well] And the episode starts with the Swedish Chef!  Since I haven’t yet re-listened to the first Swedish Chef episode, I haven’t mentioned how ridiculously much this makes me giggle. But best intro ever?  Perhaps, perhaps!

I was going to write about something else, and I can’t remember what it was.  It will now SURPRISE you!  You’ll never see it coming.

Asgard in Disneyland’s Tomorrowland… See basically, Tomorrowland now = Movie Tie-in Land.  I can accept Iron Man in Innoventions, if I have to, but truly now, how DOES Thor/Asgard tie into Tomorrowland?

Top 12 places to wet your.. weenis? Am I spelling that right?  A deliberately dirty-sounding word that isn’t dirty.  How bout that. ;D  This list is great b/c they totally, totally go the full way and talk about sticking your elbow into water over and over.  And then you have a wet weenis.

Random Goonies now.  I love this show.  “This wish is mine, and I’m taking it back!”  From the zombie.

Did you… just… make a Doctor Who reference (“moisturize me”)?